look at how cute and cuddly tom looks and how badass dan looks i just noPE
I love Tumblr.
i got my first period on april fools day & no one in my house believed me so i sat in my bathroom all day crying
How often do you masturbate?
I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE IF YOU LEAK NUDE PHOTOS OF AN EX YOU ARE LITERALLY THE SHITTIEST PERSON TO GRACE THE PLANET
you stole that post
stay up late with me and talk about the meaning of life and make out with me
a guy i know saw this and he waited until like midnight to message me on facebook with “whats the meaning of life” and i was like yeah thats smooth as fuck man i like your style
today he came to my house and made out with me so the moral of the story is always make text posts when youre sad and tired because it got me a boyfriend
A compilation of some of my favourite text posts